Transcript:
Wuggles and Morty are in the booth, emotionally invested in the show. They’re working West Side Story. It’s Tony’s death scene.

Tony: (from on stage) I didn’t believe hard enough.
Maria: Loving is enough …
T: Not here, they won’t let us be.
M: Then we’ll get away.
T: Yeah, we can?
M: Yes.
T: We will.
M: Yes …
Wuggles and Morty hold each other and are very nearly sobbing.
T&M: (singing) Hold my hand and we’re halfway there. Hold my hand and I’ll take you there … Somehow, someday, some …
Steve is sitting next to Wuggles and Morty.
S: (like a douche) Oh darn, he died. I’m so shocked. I really thought he’d make it tonight …
M&W: (vehemently) SHUT UP!