Tag Archives: Sound

Q2Q Comics #52: Concessions for Dinner

Q2Q 52

Transcript:
Morty and Wuggles are eating dinner. Fast food from Doomsday Sandwiches again.
M: I am really tired of eating all this fast food.
W: Yeah, me too …
W: But at least we haven’t been reduced to raiding CONCESSIONS like some kind of WILD ANIMALS.
Steve sits down next to them with dozens of bags of chips, candy bars, and soda. Morty and Wuggles are aghast.
S: HEESSSKK! My food! Not for you! Go away!

Q2Q Comics #48: The Usual Tests

Q2Q 48

Transcript:
Morty and Steve are talking in the theatre.
M: That speaker was acting up last night. Can you take a look at it?
S: Sure: I’ll put it through all the usual tests.
M: So you’re just going to jiggle all the cables?
S: (like a douche) You insult me.
S: (still a douche) I’ll go so far as to unplug it and plug it back in, if I have to!

Q2Q Comics #46: Emotional Investment

Q2Q 46

Transcript:
Wuggles and Morty are in the booth, emotionally invested in the show. They’re working West Side Story. It’s Tony’s death scene.

Tony: (from on stage) I didn’t believe hard enough.
Maria: Loving is enough …
T: Not here, they won’t let us be.
M: Then we’ll get away.
T: Yeah, we can?
M: Yes.
T: We will.
M: Yes …
Wuggles and Morty hold each other and are very nearly sobbing.
T&M: (singing) Hold my hand and we’re halfway there. Hold my hand and I’ll take you there … Somehow, someday, some …
Steve is sitting next to Wuggles and Morty.
S: (like a douche) Oh darn, he died. I’m so shocked. I really thought he’d make it tonight …
M&W: (vehemently) SHUT UP!

Q2Q Comics #44: Sorting

Q2Q 44

Transcript:
Eli is in the theatre seats talking to Morty who is back in the Booth.
E: Are you ready in the booth?
M: Hang on … We’re SORTING out something important.
Wuggles, Steve and Morty are in the booth arguing.
S: (to Wuggles) Is that a question? You’re obviously a HUFFLEPUFF.
W: (to Steve) Oh YEAH?! And what are you supposed to be?
S: (like a douche) RAVENCLAW, KA-DURR.
M: Guys! C’mon, seriously?
M: Steve’s a SLYTHERIN. Wuggles, I’m sorry, but you totally are a HUFFLEPUFF. and I’m clearly a RAVENCLAW.