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Q2Q Comics #58: Top of the Show

Q2Q 58

Transcript:
Morty and Wuggles walking into the theatre.
M: Are you ready for Cue to Cue today, Wuggles?
W: Yes’m. I’ve got everything through lights up on Act I ready.
M: What?! That’s almost nothing!
W: Are you kidding that’s the TOP OF THE SHOW!
W: That will easily take us until LUNCH.
M: Good point.

Q2Q Comics #54: Act II Nap

Q2Q 54

Transcript:
Wuggles and Morty in the booth. Wuggles is asleep.
M(On headset): Stand-by lights.
M(On headset): Your Act II nap is over. Please confirm the stand-by.
M: (Readying her finger. On headset): Last chance.
Morty mercilessly and repeatedly pokes Wuggles on the head.
W: Ow! I’m standing-by! Quit poking me! Ow!
M: (Looking at her script. On headset): Lights go.

Q2Q Comics #52: Concessions for Dinner

Q2Q 52

Transcript:
Morty and Wuggles are eating dinner. Fast food from Doomsday Sandwiches again.
M: I am really tired of eating all this fast food.
W: Yeah, me too …
W: But at least we haven’t been reduced to raiding CONCESSIONS like some kind of WILD ANIMALS.
Steve sits down next to them with dozens of bags of chips, candy bars, and soda. Morty and Wuggles are aghast.
S: HEESSSKK! My food! Not for you! Go away!

Q2Q Comics #46: Emotional Investment

Q2Q 46

Transcript:
Wuggles and Morty are in the booth, emotionally invested in the show. They’re working West Side Story. It’s Tony’s death scene.

Tony: (from on stage) I didn’t believe hard enough.
Maria: Loving is enough …
T: Not here, they won’t let us be.
M: Then we’ll get away.
T: Yeah, we can?
M: Yes.
T: We will.
M: Yes …
Wuggles and Morty hold each other and are very nearly sobbing.
T&M: (singing) Hold my hand and we’re halfway there. Hold my hand and I’ll take you there … Somehow, someday, some …
Steve is sitting next to Wuggles and Morty.
S: (like a douche) Oh darn, he died. I’m so shocked. I really thought he’d make it tonight …
M&W: (vehemently) SHUT UP!