Tag Archives: Booth

Q2Q Comics #54: Act II Nap

Q2Q 54

Transcript:
Wuggles and Morty in the booth. Wuggles is asleep.
M(On headset): Stand-by lights.
M(On headset): Your Act II nap is over. Please confirm the stand-by.
M: (Readying her finger. On headset): Last chance.
Morty mercilessly and repeatedly pokes Wuggles on the head.
W: Ow! I’m standing-by! Quit poking me! Ow!
M: (Looking at her script. On headset): Lights go.

Q2Q Comics #46: Emotional Investment

Q2Q 46

Transcript:
Wuggles and Morty are in the booth, emotionally invested in the show. They’re working West Side Story. It’s Tony’s death scene.

Tony: (from on stage) I didn’t believe hard enough.
Maria: Loving is enough …
T: Not here, they won’t let us be.
M: Then we’ll get away.
T: Yeah, we can?
M: Yes.
T: We will.
M: Yes …
Wuggles and Morty hold each other and are very nearly sobbing.
T&M: (singing) Hold my hand and we’re halfway there. Hold my hand and I’ll take you there … Somehow, someday, some …
Steve is sitting next to Wuggles and Morty.
S: (like a douche) Oh darn, he died. I’m so shocked. I really thought he’d make it tonight …
M&W: (vehemently) SHUT UP!

Q2Q Comics #44: Sorting

Q2Q 44

Transcript:
Eli is in the theatre seats talking to Morty who is back in the Booth.
E: Are you ready in the booth?
M: Hang on … We’re SORTING out something important.
Wuggles, Steve and Morty are in the booth arguing.
S: (to Wuggles) Is that a question? You’re obviously a HUFFLEPUFF.
W: (to Steve) Oh YEAH?! And what are you supposed to be?
S: (like a douche) RAVENCLAW, KA-DURR.
M: Guys! C’mon, seriously?
M: Steve’s a SLYTHERIN. Wuggles, I’m sorry, but you totally are a HUFFLEPUFF. and I’m clearly a RAVENCLAW.

Q2Q Comics #33: No Fives For You

Q2Q 34

Transcript:
Morty is talking to the actors.
M: O.K. People! We’re back in five.
Actors: (off) Thank you, five!
Steve and Wuggles come up.
S&W: Can we take five, too?
M: NO! GET BACK TO YOUR HOLE!
S&W: (crushed) Thank you, hole.