Q2Q Comics #40: Cryptozoology
Transcript:
Morty is addressing the actors.
M: O.K. people, I have to warn you about the previously undiscovered animal living in our dressing room …
Images of a monster that looks like a horned rat, but is the size of a small dog with features that are both mammalian and reptilian. It can be seen hiding in a pile of clothes, eating on the make-up table, and hiding behind the toilet.
M: We’ve named the creature “LA ROPASUCIA” for its apparent preference for living in heaps of soiled costumes.
M: Though reptilian in appearance, its diet consists of food and drinks left on the make-up stations.
M: While it seems to understand the concept of a toilet, the flush seems to be beyond its abilities.
M: We are confident in the existence of LA ROPASUCIA since no group of ADULT HUMAN BEINGS could have possibly left the dressing room in that state. THANKS!
Morty is addressing the actors.
M: O.K. people, I have to warn you about the previously undiscovered animal living in our dressing room …
Images of a monster that looks like a horned rat, but is the size of a small dog with features that are both mammalian and reptilian. It can be seen hiding in a pile of clothes, eating on the make-up table, and hiding behind the toilet.
M: We’ve named the creature “LA ROPASUCIA” for its apparent preference for living in heaps of soiled costumes.
M: Though reptilian in appearance, its diet consists of food and drinks left on the make-up stations.
M: While it seems to understand the concept of a toilet, the flush seems to be beyond its abilities.
M: We are confident in the existence of LA ROPASUCIA since no group of ADULT HUMAN BEINGS could have possibly left the dressing room in that state. THANKS!
