Category Archives: Q2Q

Q2Q Comics #47: You Look Like Death

Q2Q 47

Transcript:
Sharon approaches Morty, who appears to be suffering from extreme exhaustion.
S: Woah, are you all right? You look like death.
M: UNF …
M: CONCURRENT TECH WEEKS.
S: Why do you do this to yourself? You know there IS LIFE OUTSIDE THE THEATRE, right?
M: (genuinely offended) That is a LIE. You are a LIAR.

Q2Q Comics #46: Emotional Investment

Q2Q 46

Transcript:
Wuggles and Morty are in the booth, emotionally invested in the show. They’re working West Side Story. It’s Tony’s death scene.

Tony: (from on stage) I didn’t believe hard enough.
Maria: Loving is enough …
T: Not here, they won’t let us be.
M: Then we’ll get away.
T: Yeah, we can?
M: Yes.
T: We will.
M: Yes …
Wuggles and Morty hold each other and are very nearly sobbing.
T&M: (singing) Hold my hand and we’re halfway there. Hold my hand and I’ll take you there … Somehow, someday, some …
Steve is sitting next to Wuggles and Morty.
S: (like a douche) Oh darn, he died. I’m so shocked. I really thought he’d make it tonight …
M&W: (vehemently) SHUT UP!

Q2Q Comics #44: Sorting

Q2Q 44

Transcript:
Eli is in the theatre seats talking to Morty who is back in the Booth.
E: Are you ready in the booth?
M: Hang on … We’re SORTING out something important.
Wuggles, Steve and Morty are in the booth arguing.
S: (to Wuggles) Is that a question? You’re obviously a HUFFLEPUFF.
W: (to Steve) Oh YEAH?! And what are you supposed to be?
S: (like a douche) RAVENCLAW, KA-DURR.
M: Guys! C’mon, seriously?
M: Steve’s a SLYTHERIN. Wuggles, I’m sorry, but you totally are a HUFFLEPUFF. and I’m clearly a RAVENCLAW.

Q2Q Comics #43: Hole In The Wash

Q2Q 43

Transcript:
Wuggles is wandering around the space with his hand in front of his face as Lighting Designers tend to do.
W: Good.
W: O.K.
W: Fine.
He stops down stage center in a shadow.
W: Crud.
Steve enters. They stand int he DSC shadow.
S: Do you have to fix the hole in the wash? Can’t you just call it A STYLISTIC CHOICE?