Tag Archives: Theatre

Q2Q Comics #58: Top of the Show

Q2Q 58

Transcript:
Morty and Wuggles walking into the theatre.
M: Are you ready for Cue to Cue today, Wuggles?
W: Yes’m. I’ve got everything through lights up on Act I ready.
M: What?! That’s almost nothing!
W: Are you kidding that’s the TOP OF THE SHOW!
W: That will easily take us until LUNCH.
M: Good point.

Q2Q Comics #55: Improv Night

Transcript:
Morty and Steve in the booth.
BANG!
M: AHHHH!! No! Thug #2’s gun is NOT supposed to fire for 30 pages.
S: They might recover.
Grandpa: (From on stage) Oh, uh … Hurk! You got me!
M: Ugh, Grandpa can’t die! He’s got plot relevant dialogue!
S: They might NOT recoveer!
Thug #1: (From on stage) Oh, uh, hey it’s a flesh wound. Uh, he’s gonna make it!
M: Woo! Thug #1 with the save!
Thug#2: (From on stage) Nope, he’s dead.
S: Yes! It’s IMPROV NIGHT now!

Q2Q Comics #54: Act II Nap

Q2Q 54

Transcript:
Wuggles and Morty in the booth. Wuggles is asleep.
M(On headset): Stand-by lights.
M(On headset): Your Act II nap is over. Please confirm the stand-by.
M: (Readying her finger. On headset): Last chance.
Morty mercilessly and repeatedly pokes Wuggles on the head.
W: Ow! I’m standing-by! Quit poking me! Ow!
M: (Looking at her script. On headset): Lights go.