Transcript:
Morty enters the theater where Cass is building. Probably screwing in the decking.
“VRRRR!” goes the drill.
M: O.K. Cass, Help is here! What are we building?
C: Nothing. Go home. I don’t need help.
M: But your email said today was a work call.
C: “Work Call” i what I say when I don’t want people in the space! If I’d wanted people here, I’d have said there’d be pizza.
M: (dejected) But I brought my own hammer.
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Cass is wielding a hammer at the work bench.
Narrator: Sometimes you have to hit it with a hammer until it breaks. Sometimes “IT” is a stuffed animal.
Cass is hitting a teddy bear with that hammer. Yikes.
C: I have a weird job.
Charts man, it’s difficult to argue with them.
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Morty is giving Cass some set notes.
M: We need to add 7 feet to the stage left platform before tomorrow without spending any more money, and it needs to be sturdy enough to be danced on.
C: Impossible
Cass whips out the golden triangle chart. You can have two of the three: Good, cheap or quick. Good and quick is expensive. Cheap and quick is low quality. Cheap and good is slow.
C: As the chart clearly shows, if you want it quick and cheap, it won’t be good.
Morty writes in her book while Cass threatens her with a pointer.
“Scribble, scribble,” goes Morty’s pencil.
C: I see your unrealistic expectations and raise you one chart!
Morty reveals the flow chart she was making. It says: The Sm told you to do something -> Blah blah blah. Excuses, charts -> DO IT!
M: I can do that, too.
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