Q2Q Comics #158: Costuming the Crew

Q2Q 158

Q2Q Comics #45: Burning Through Gel

Q2Q 45

Transcript:
Wuggles is on a ladder working on a light while Morty inspects a burned through gel.
W: The lamp height is fine. We shouldn’t be going through gel like this …
M: I think I know who the culprit could be …
Two La Ropasucia’s play on the grid, pulling out the gel, and, holy shit they can breathe fire! They melt the gel.
“FWOOSH!” the fire goes.
M: ¡LA ROPASUCIA!

Q2Q Comics #44: Sorting

Q2Q 44

Transcript:
Eli is in the theatre seats talking to Morty who is back in the Booth.
E: Are you ready in the booth?
M: Hang on … We’re SORTING out something important.
Wuggles, Steve and Morty are in the booth arguing.
S: (to Wuggles) Is that a question? You’re obviously a HUFFLEPUFF.
W: (to Steve) Oh YEAH?! And what are you supposed to be?
S: (like a douche) RAVENCLAW, KA-DURR.
M: Guys! C’mon, seriously?
M: Steve’s a SLYTHERIN. Wuggles, I’m sorry, but you totally are a HUFFLEPUFF. and I’m clearly a RAVENCLAW.

Q2Q Comics #34 – House to Half

Q2Q 34

 

Transcript:
Morty and Wuggle are in the booth on Headset.
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Morty’s soul is ablaze. The fire that consumes her shows through her eyes. Burning, burning.
M: Oh, hell no. NO. Sit your ass down! Dimming lights does not mean go to the bathroom!
Morty attempts to climb over the booth. Wuggles restrains her.
M: Let go of me! They need to be taught a lesson in etiquette!
W: Get back here! We are not doing this again!

Q2Q Comics #21: Design By Intimidation

Q2Q 21

Transcript:
Sharon and Eli are discussing costuming options.
S: … and I see all the ladies in gorgeous regency gowns with the poofs and the plumes and the ruffles …
E: Well, actually …
E: I was kinda thinking of, uh, something more, uh, modern?
S: Nope. No nononono No.
S: (grabbing Eli by the shirt and lifting him up) You want regency gowns, right?
E: Y-YES! With the POOFS! Uh, and the PLUMES! And EVERYTHING!
S: (dropping him) I knew we were on the same page!

Q2Q Comics #18: Rounding

Q2Q 18

Transcript:
Leo and Cass are discussing a set design.
C: When this says 4’3″, what do you mean?
L: It means that I want that flat to be 4’3″ wide.
C: REALLY?
L: Uh, yeah. I mean, I think so …
C: You do realize that I’m going to round everything to the nearest four feet. You know that, RIGHT?

Q2Q Comics #17: Don’t Touch the Props

Q2Q 17

Transcript:
Morty is walking past the props table only to discover a prop is missing.
M: RAAAHHH!
M: WHO DEFILED MY PROPS TABLE?!
And then she set the building on fire with her mind.
M: EVERYTHING WAS LABELED FOR GOD’S SAKE!!

Q2Q Comics #15: Ten of Twelves

Q2Q 15

Transcript:
Morty is trudging her way into the theatre.
M: (exhausted) Another tech week, another 10 of 12 …
“Trudge. Trudge. Trudge,” go Morty’s feet.
M: (gathering strength) Okay. Breathe. Can’t show weakness; they can smell fear …
M: (smiling) GOOD MORNING ACTORS!

Q2Q Comics #14: Who Am I?

Q2Q 14

Transcript:
Wuggles all by his lonesome.
W: Wait, wait! Who am I?
He pulls his shirt over his head.
W: RAGA BLAGA BLAG!
W: Hamlet! Get it?
W: ‘Cause he’s crazy!

Q2Q Comics #13: Splash Zone

Q2Q 13

Transcript:
Morty approaches Steve and Wuggles who are covered in stage blood.
M: While I’m glad to see that squib shape bingo was a success, did you really need to stand in the splash zone?
Steve and Wuggles look at each other.
S: Yes.
W: Duh.

Q2Q Comics #12: Squib Stain Bingo

Transcript:
Steve is dressed in a hazmat suit and goggles with a hood. He holds up some kind of button.
S: 3… 2… 1…
Steve presses the button and a squib on Wuggle’s chest explodes. Steve is covered in something red.
S: Boom.
W: RAHHH!
“Click,” says the button joyfully.
“Sploosh!” goes the squib.
W: And we have WEST VIRGINIA!
S: Ha! Bingo!

Q2Q Comics #10: Parenthood

Transcript:
Wuggles has a microphone pointing at his stomach.
W: Oh! I think it’s about to …
“BURRGGLE,” goes the borborygmi in Wuggle’s vacuous bowels.
Steve is recording the sounds.
S: Yeah! That’s a nice one!
W: I’m a very proud parent.

Q2Q Comics #9: Field Recording

Transcript:
A squirrel is running in a filed.
S: (off) Get back here!
Steve is chasing the squirrel holding a mic stand and carrying a laptop. Wuggles and Morty look on.
M: I see the ‘what,’ but I don’t understand the ‘why.’
W: I’ve seen this before. I think it’s called “Field Recording.”

Q2Q Comics #8: Knock, Knock

Transcript:
Morty, Steve, and Wuggles are on headset in the booth.
S: Knock, Knock.
W: Who’s there?
M: Knock it off, guys.
S: Wherefore
W: Wherefore who?
M: I’m serious
S: Wherefore means why!
M: You two are NEVER allowed on headset AGAIN!
W: It’s ‘Stage Manager,’ not ‘Headset Manager.’

Q2Q Comics #6: OK People!

Transcript:
M: OK people, I shouldn’t have to say this, but in light of recent events, it has become necessary …
M: Condoms are for microphones only! If I find one more ultra-lubricated, ribbed-for-her-pleasure balloon animal in the booth, I WILL EXPLODE!
M: Thanks!

Q2Q Comics #5: Stand-By

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Transcript:
Wuggles and Steve in the booth.
W: CUE 1: STAND-BY!
S: STANDING-BY!
W: CUE 1: GO!!!
S: RAHHHH!
S: Boom.
W: Get comfortable. That’s it for forty-five pages.
“Click,” goes the button.

Q2Q Comics #3: Thank You, Dark!

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Transcript:
Wuggles is on a ladder hanging lights in the grid.
It goes black.
W: Uh-oh.
He’s hanging from the grid pipe.
W: THANK YOU, DARK!

Q2Q Comics #2: Reasons.

Q2Q 2

Transcript:
Wuggles and Steve are looking at a program.
W: Why don’t you ever have a bio in the program?
S: Oh, ya know …
Steve’s Dream Girls: Oh that sound designer is so mysterious and sexy! I know I want to know more about him and make out with him and stuff.
S: Reasons.