Q2Q Comics #37: I’m Thinking Musical…

Q2Q 37

Transcript:
Eli, Morty, Steve, and Wuggles are sitting at the conference table.
E: I’m thinking musical …
M: Squee!
S: Ugh!
E: With live musicians …
M: Ugh.
S: Squee.
E: With a youth ensemble.
M: Ugh!
S: Why do you hate us?
W: (smugly) Heh. Heh. Heh. None of that stuff changes anything for me.
Steve with the death glare at Wuggles. Grrrrr.

Q2Q Comics #36: Seconded

Q2Q 36

Transcript:
Eli, Steve, Wuggles, and Morty are at the conference table.
E: And since the show shouldn’t be TOO tech heavy, I think we can get about with an hour or two for cue to cue.
S: (like a douche) I move that we stop pretending that we won’t expand to fill the time available and just go ahead and schedule a ten to ten.
W: Seconded.
M: All in favor?
S: Aye.
W: Aye.
M: Aye. All opposed? Motion carries.
Because Robert’s Rules of Order are funny, right?

Q2Q Comics #33: No Fives For You

Q2Q 34

Transcript:
Morty is talking to the actors.
M: O.K. People! We’re back in five.
Actors: (off) Thank you, five!
Steve and Wuggles come up.
S&W: Can we take five, too?
M: NO! GET BACK TO YOUR HOLE!
S&W: (crushed) Thank you, hole.