Q2Q Comics #48: The Usual Tests

Q2Q 48

Transcript:
Morty and Steve are talking in the theatre.
M: That speaker was acting up last night. Can you take a look at it?
S: Sure: I’ll put it through all the usual tests.
M: So you’re just going to jiggle all the cables?
S: (like a douche) You insult me.
S: (still a douche) I’ll go so far as to unplug it and plug it back in, if I have to!

Q2Q Comics #47: You Look Like Death

Q2Q 47

Transcript:
Sharon approaches Morty, who appears to be suffering from extreme exhaustion.
S: Woah, are you all right? You look like death.
M: UNF …
M: CONCURRENT TECH WEEKS.
S: Why do you do this to yourself? You know there IS LIFE OUTSIDE THE THEATRE, right?
M: (genuinely offended) That is a LIE. You are a LIAR.