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Morty and Steve are eating lunch. Isn’t that cute? Steve’s mom made him lunch. Morty eats a hamburger.
“Munch, munch, munch,” so Morty eats ferociously.
S: Is that a cheeseburger?
M: Yeah, so?
S: Aren’t you a vegetarian?
M: Not during TECH WEEK I’m not.
“Chomp, chomp, chomp,” she continues to chew upon the flesh of cow and sentient cheese monster without remorse.
RPS 25 is the only acceptable decision making method.
-Steve
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Steve and Wuggles play rock paper scissors.
W: Cockroach survives nuke. I win, two out of three!
S: Oh C’mon! That’s not fair!
Turns out they’re in a meeting with Eli.
W: By a score of two to one, it has been decided that the projections will be the responsibility of the sound designer.
E: FINALLY. Let’s move on.
S: (Like a douche) I demand a rematch.
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Steve and Eli are talking about levels.
E: Steve, preshow is too quiet. What’s it at now?
S: It’s at 20, but —
E: Can we turn it up to 40, then?
S: 40 would be turning it down.
E: How about 0 then?
S: (annoyed) There is no 0. “0” is unity and that would be really loud.
E: How does that make any sense?
S: (frustrated and like a douche) Because we’re talking about gain and attenuation. It’s not a linear change —
E: NEVERMIND IT’S FINE WHERE IT WAS!
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Morty approaches Steve and Wuggles who are covered in stage blood.
M: While I’m glad to see that squib shape bingo was a success, did you really need to stand in the splash zone?
Steve and Wuggles look at each other.
S: Yes.
W: Duh.
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