Q2Q Comics #62: Wrong Board

Q2Q 62

Transcript:
Steve is in the booth. Wuggles is on the stage on a ladder.
W: (off) Steve, are you in the booth.
S: Yeah…
W: Can you go to the light board and hit “GOTO CUE 80 STAR”? … Hello? … Steve?
Steve is at the light board and is horribly confused.
S: Uh …
Wuggles comes up to the booth to do what he asked Steve to on the board.
S: I totally could have done it. The board is just laid out wrong.
W: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Q2Q Comics #61: What Hum?

Q2Q 61

Transcript:
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Wuggles: Where is that hum coming from?
Steve: I Don’t know. Probably from one of the dimmer packs.
W: Can’t be. None of them are operating under a load. Ground Loop?
S: Shouldn’t be. are there raccoons in the grid again?
W: Nope. Has it always been there?
S: I don’t think so. Is the air conditioning still on?
W: It’s off. Ignore it and hope it goes away?
S: Deal.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Leo: Hey, do you hear that hum?
W: What hum?
S: I don’t hear anything.

Q2Q Comics #59: Lunch Is A Magical Time

Q2Q 59

Transcript:
Sharon approaches the booth where Steve, Wuggles and Morty are working.
Sharon: Hey booth people! What are y’all doing for lunch?
Steve: Re-doing Act I.
Morty: Updating cues in my book, setting the stage for Act II, Presetting Props, running —
Wuggles: (overtop of Morty) Hanging like a billion specials then hastily programming all of Act II.
Morty: — I’ll die.
Sharon: I meant, like, for FOOD.
Steve: No, sharon, you see … LUNCH is a MAGICAL TIME when we can actually get work done.
Wuggles: Squee!

Q2Q Comics #55: Improv Night

Transcript:
Morty and Steve in the booth.
BANG!
M: AHHHH!! No! Thug #2’s gun is NOT supposed to fire for 30 pages.
S: They might recover.
Grandpa: (From on stage) Oh, uh … Hurk! You got me!
M: Ugh, Grandpa can’t die! He’s got plot relevant dialogue!
S: They might NOT recoveer!
Thug #1: (From on stage) Oh, uh, hey it’s a flesh wound. Uh, he’s gonna make it!
M: Woo! Thug #1 with the save!
Thug#2: (From on stage) Nope, he’s dead.
S: Yes! It’s IMPROV NIGHT now!