Q2Q Comics #20: Endangered

Transcript:
Wuggles is peaking out from behind the curtain. An audience member offers him a piece of cheese.
Audience: It’s okay little guy.
Wuggles pops out from behind the curtain.
W: Cheeb for me?
Morty chases wuggles off with a broom.
M: SCAT YOU!
M: Please refrain from feeding the run crew.

Q2Q Comics #19: Levels

Transcript:
Steve and Eli are talking about levels.
E: Steve, preshow is too quiet. What’s it at now?
S: It’s at 20, but —
E: Can we turn it up to 40, then?
S: 40 would be turning it down.
E: How about 0 then?
S: (annoyed) There is no 0. “0” is unity and that would be really loud.
E: How does that make any sense?
S: (frustrated and like a douche) Because we’re talking about gain and attenuation. It’s not a linear change —
E: NEVERMIND IT’S FINE WHERE IT WAS!

Q2Q Comics #18: Rounding

Transcript:
Leo and Cass are discussing a set design.
C: When this says 4’3″, what do you mean?
L: It means that I want that flat to be 4’3″ wide.
C: REALLY?
L: Uh, yeah. I mean, I think so …
C: You do realize that I’m going to round everything to the nearest four feet. You know that, RIGHT?