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Q2Q Comics #36: Seconded

Q2Q 36

Transcript:
Eli, Steve, Wuggles, and Morty are at the conference table.
E: And since the show shouldn’t be TOO tech heavy, I think we can get about with an hour or two for cue to cue.
S: (like a douche) I move that we stop pretending that we won’t expand to fill the time available and just go ahead and schedule a ten to ten.
W: Seconded.
M: All in favor?
S: Aye.
W: Aye.
M: Aye. All opposed? Motion carries.
Because Robert’s Rules of Order are funny, right?

Q2Q Comics #23: Decision Making

Q2Q 23

RPS 25 is the only acceptable decision making method.

-Steve

Transcript:
Steve and Wuggles play rock paper scissors.
W: Cockroach survives nuke. I win, two out of three!
S: Oh C’mon! That’s not fair!
Turns out they’re in a meeting with Eli.
W: By a score of two to one, it has been decided that the projections will be the responsibility of the sound designer.
E: FINALLY. Let’s move on.
S: (Like a douche) I demand a rematch.

Q2Q Comics #21: Design By Intimidation

Q2Q 21

Transcript:
Sharon and Eli are discussing costuming options.
S: … and I see all the ladies in gorgeous regency gowns with the poofs and the plumes and the ruffles …
E: Well, actually …
E: I was kinda thinking of, uh, something more, uh, modern?
S: Nope. No nononono No.
S: (grabbing Eli by the shirt and lifting him up) You want regency gowns, right?
E: Y-YES! With the POOFS! Uh, and the PLUMES! And EVERYTHING!
S: (dropping him) I knew we were on the same page!

Q2Q Comics #19: Levels

Q2Q 19

Transcript:
Steve and Eli are talking about levels.
E: Steve, preshow is too quiet. What’s it at now?
S: It’s at 20, but —
E: Can we turn it up to 40, then?
S: 40 would be turning it down.
E: How about 0 then?
S: (annoyed) There is no 0. “0” is unity and that would be really loud.
E: How does that make any sense?
S: (frustrated and like a douche) Because we’re talking about gain and attenuation. It’s not a linear change —
E: NEVERMIND IT’S FINE WHERE IT WAS!