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Q2Q Comics #66: The Good Shears

Q2Q 66

Transcript:

Sharon looking around under fabric
S: Who stole my fabric shears?
Morty hands Sharon her shears.
M: Here are your scissors. I had to cut some tape, sorry.
S: Excuse me.
S: You did WHAT with my GOOD SHEARS!?
M: I cut tape! I’m Sorry!
S (with fire in her eyes and the white hot intensity of a thousand dying suns): YOU DON’T DESERVE THESE!

Q2Q Comics #59: Lunch Is A Magical Time

Q2Q 59

Transcript:
Sharon approaches the booth where Steve, Wuggles and Morty are working.
Sharon: Hey booth people! What are y’all doing for lunch?
Steve: Re-doing Act I.
Morty: Updating cues in my book, setting the stage for Act II, Presetting Props, running —
Wuggles: (overtop of Morty) Hanging like a billion specials then hastily programming all of Act II.
Morty: — I’ll die.
Sharon: I meant, like, for FOOD.
Steve: No, sharon, you see … LUNCH is a MAGICAL TIME when we can actually get work done.
Wuggles: Squee!

Q2Q Comics #47: You Look Like Death

Q2Q 47

Transcript:
Sharon approaches Morty, who appears to be suffering from extreme exhaustion.
S: Woah, are you all right? You look like death.
M: UNF …
M: CONCURRENT TECH WEEKS.
S: Why do you do this to yourself? You know there IS LIFE OUTSIDE THE THEATRE, right?
M: (genuinely offended) That is a LIE. You are a LIAR.