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Sharon and Eli are discussing costuming options.
S: … and I see all the ladies in gorgeous regency gowns with the poofs and the plumes and the ruffles …
E: Well, actually …
E: I was kinda thinking of, uh, something more, uh, modern?
S: Nope. No nononono No.
S: (grabbing Eli by the shirt and lifting him up) You want regency gowns, right?
E: Y-YES! With the POOFS! Uh, and the PLUMES! And EVERYTHING!
S: (dropping him) I knew we were on the same page!
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Wuggles is peaking out from behind the curtain. An audience member offers him a piece of cheese.
Audience: It’s okay little guy.
Wuggles pops out from behind the curtain.
W: Cheeb for me?
Morty chases wuggles off with a broom.
M: SCAT YOU!
M: Please refrain from feeding the run crew.
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Steve and Eli are talking about levels.
E: Steve, preshow is too quiet. What’s it at now?
S: It’s at 20, but —
E: Can we turn it up to 40, then?
S: 40 would be turning it down.
E: How about 0 then?
S: (annoyed) There is no 0. “0” is unity and that would be really loud.
E: How does that make any sense?
S: (frustrated and like a douche) Because we’re talking about gain and attenuation. It’s not a linear change —
E: NEVERMIND IT’S FINE WHERE IT WAS!
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Leo and Cass are discussing a set design.
C: When this says 4’3″, what do you mean?
L: It means that I want that flat to be 4’3″ wide.
C: REALLY?
L: Uh, yeah. I mean, I think so …
C: You do realize that I’m going to round everything to the nearest four feet. You know that, RIGHT?
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