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Cass is wielding a hammer at the work bench.
Narrator: Sometimes you have to hit it with a hammer until it breaks. Sometimes “IT” is a stuffed animal.
Cass is hitting a teddy bear with that hammer. Yikes.
C: I have a weird job.
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Morty walks into the conference room.
M: O.K., People! Let’s get started! Steve won’t be able to make the production meeting …
M: But it doesn’t … matter … much …
M: SINCE NO ONE ELSE SHOWED UP!
Charts man, it’s difficult to argue with them.
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Morty is giving Cass some set notes.
M: We need to add 7 feet to the stage left platform before tomorrow without spending any more money, and it needs to be sturdy enough to be danced on.
C: Impossible
Cass whips out the golden triangle chart. You can have two of the three: Good, cheap or quick. Good and quick is expensive. Cheap and quick is low quality. Cheap and good is slow.
C: As the chart clearly shows, if you want it quick and cheap, it won’t be good.
Morty writes in her book while Cass threatens her with a pointer.
“Scribble, scribble,” goes Morty’s pencil.
C: I see your unrealistic expectations and raise you one chart!
Morty reveals the flow chart she was making. It says: The Sm told you to do something -> Blah blah blah. Excuses, charts -> DO IT!
M: I can do that, too.
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