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Morty and Steve in the booth.
BANG!
M: AHHHH!! No! Thug #2’s gun is NOT supposed to fire for 30 pages.
S: They might recover.
Grandpa: (From on stage) Oh, uh … Hurk! You got me!
M: Ugh, Grandpa can’t die! He’s got plot relevant dialogue!
S: They might NOT recoveer!
Thug #1: (From on stage) Oh, uh, hey it’s a flesh wound. Uh, he’s gonna make it!
M: Woo! Thug #1 with the save!
Thug#2: (From on stage) Nope, he’s dead.
S: Yes! It’s IMPROV NIGHT now!
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Wuggles and Morty in the booth. Wuggles is asleep.
M(On headset): Stand-by lights.
M(On headset): Your Act II nap is over. Please confirm the stand-by.
M: (Readying her finger. On headset): Last chance.
Morty mercilessly and repeatedly pokes Wuggles on the head.
W: Ow! I’m standing-by! Quit poking me! Ow!
M: (Looking at her script. On headset): Lights go.
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Morty enters the theater where Cass is building. Probably screwing in the decking.
“VRRRR!” goes the drill.
M: O.K. Cass, Help is here! What are we building?
C: Nothing. Go home. I don’t need help.
M: But your email said today was a work call.
C: “Work Call” i what I say when I don’t want people in the space! If I’d wanted people here, I’d have said there’d be pizza.
M: (dejected) But I brought my own hammer.
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