Category Archives: Q2Q

Q2Q Comics #66: The Good Shears

Q2Q 66

Transcript:

Sharon looking around under fabric
S: Who stole my fabric shears?
Morty hands Sharon her shears.
M: Here are your scissors. I had to cut some tape, sorry.
S: Excuse me.
S: You did WHAT with my GOOD SHEARS!?
M: I cut tape! I’m Sorry!
S (with fire in her eyes and the white hot intensity of a thousand dying suns): YOU DON’T DESERVE THESE!

Q2Q Comics #65: The Long Stand-By

Q2Q 65

Transcript:
Steve and Morty are in the booth.
M (on headset): Sound stand-by.
S (on headset): Standing by.
S (thoughts): Don’t screw up. Don’t screw up. Don’t screw up. Don’t screw up…
S (sweating and nervous and on headset): Um..
S: How long until that–
M: Sound go!
S: Damn it!

Q2Q Comics #64: Calling For Line

Q2Q 64

Transcript:
Morty is addressing the actors.

M: O.K. People! Monday is the day that you’re all supposed to be OFF BOOK.
M: And since I get the pleasure of being ON BOOK for you, I want to remind you of the PROPER way to call for line:
If you say “LINE” I will begin reading your line. If you start talking, I will assume you know the rest of the line and I will stop. Then everyone moves on with their day.
M: DO NOT stand there in silence and expect me to know that you need a line. DO NOT snap your fingers at me instead of saying “line.” DO NOT say “Oh, I’m so sorry What’s my line?” That will needlessly drag out the run and that will make me angry. AND I GET CREATIVE WHEN I’M ANGRY.

Q2Q Comics #63: Glow Tape

Q2Q 63

Transcript:

Actors: (off) Can we get some glow tape here?
Morty: I’m on it!
Actors: (off) Oh, here. Some here. There. Over here. Here.
Leo: Ok! Where are we going from?
Morty: Let’s take it from the blackout.
Morty: Going dark!